I am Eden Standing. I am dry, sarcastic and mouthy. Here you will find my artwork, writings, photos and the occasional inspirational reblog.

Melancholy brunettes, coffee, cigarettes, psycho-pharmachology, blood, cynicism
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stain removal = effective

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Just bought and planted some Wysteria in the front lawn, so it can creep up over the balcony :3

Just bought and planted some Wysteria in the front lawn, so it can creep up over the balcony :3

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lesson:

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okay, this happened and I cannot make it un-happen.

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kippery:

kippery:

girl soldier is pulled in a pond by horny mermaids 

uuhh this description sounds like a porno ahahah

drew this while i was waiting for food :0~~

whooa so old! why is this getting attention all of the sudden?

Perhaps it’s the description, Kippery <3 lol

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actegratuit:

Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage

Yes please.

obviousoctopus look

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reading this again on lunch/coffee breaks.
the writing is so obnoxious and aggressive. &lt;3 the movie was definitely better than the book (even palahniuk agrees).

reading this again on lunch/coffee breaks.

the writing is so obnoxious and aggressive. <3 the movie was definitely better than the book (even palahniuk agrees).

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i forgot how to draw… and also that this can happen

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Can anyone suggest something for, like… excessive underarm sweating? This shit is not awesome.

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new rooster dress and messy bed (&gt;:D)

new rooster dress and messy bed (>:D)